Josh Berk Contracts H1N1; Wife & Jewish Community Concerned, Baffled

With paranoia-over-swine-flu-related deaths at an all-time high, the question on everyone’s lips this evening is this:

Is it kosher to make out with pigs?

Josh Berk, author of THE DARK DAYS OF HAMBURGER HALPIN (Feb 2010) and honorary Pig Frencher in Residence, investigates.